Chinese Space Launch
The Chinese people were rejoicing about their first manned space flight. They said their next goal is to find the cure for polio.
It took 11 years and $2.2 billion for the Chinese to get to space. They plan on spending that much on their next big research project, finding Al Capone's missing treasure.
Surveillance photos from the U.S. show what looks like weapons of mass destruction being thrown out into space from the Chinese Shenzhou 5.
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