Presidential spokesman Tony Snow said he has a growth in his lower abdomen. Not surprisingly, he won't get surgery on it since President Bush will not accept any type of withdrawal.
Not only that, doctors cannot pinpoint the exact area of the growth since its in an undisclosed location.
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